DVD - Grip & Cram Johnson's Cuckold
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Sometimes... the only thing wrong with your Wife... is you... She fucks random negros with big cocks. She fucks your boss. she'll fuck anyone just to watch your sould die slowly. She knows you won't leave her. You're too weak and henpecked. So, she makes you watch. Makes you hold her hair as she suck younger guys off. She turns you into a human coat rack for her revolving door of lovers. and she laughs at your discomfort and humiliation. She's make a cuckold out of you. But, being worthless doesn't mean you can't jerk off. Grip & Cram Johnson's cuckold is for you. Just make sure you have your wife's permission to watch it, pussy..
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TOY - Savanna Samson's Joy Grip Pussy
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Get a grip with The Joy Grip - Savanna Samson's masturbator in Red UR3.
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DVD - Gag Factor 24
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Dykes don't play nice!!! Like most maladjusted young males, Grip & Cram Johnson's knowledge of the lesbian lifestyle was formulated early by watching their daddy's secret stash of girl/girl porn. For years, they believed lesbian sex was all about soft lighting. waterfalls, and sensitive pussy eating. Fortunately, the johnsons soon learned those old flicks were a lie. Woman hate woman as much as men do. Prepare to witness the newly smeared face of lesbian cinema. Buy this DVD now!!! your sons will thank you later.
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DVD - Ball Hogs
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Remember the joy you felt the day your balls finally dropped? Your voice deepened and you could feel the cum cooking up in your nads. You knew you were becoming a man! But when you told your mom to suck your hairy sac while she bathed you after soccer practice, the bitch just kicked you in the nuts and told you to fuck off! As aresult, you have hidden your balls from women for years. But, now, grip & cram johnson have collected a group of filthy scrotum sucking ball hogs to show you the sweaty, droopy ball sac love your mother couldn't! Go ahead. Tug those fuckers out & jerk the juice right out of them! You deserve it, you sick shameful fuck!!
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DVD - MILF Meat 3
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Remember how your mom always said you could grow up to be anything you wanted? A doctor? A lawyer, maybe even President. What a fucking liar, look at you. You're a chronically unemployed sexually mal adjusted never do wll with suicidal tendencies and years of therapy bills all because your mom couldnt hold on to your dad. Sure she says he left, but, what sane man wouldnt have? So, for the next 18 years, you locked yourself in your room and listened as she fucked and sucked strange men for rent money.
Now here you are, roaming the video store aisles in search of porn with stupid young moms like the one you had. Hoping that you'll feel better about yourself as they get punished and ridicule by your friends grip & cram johnson. You wont of course. But at least you'll cum and maybe get some sleep.
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TOY - Tawny's Roberts Grabber
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Wait'll you see my Vice Grip.
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DVD - MILF Meat 2
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When was the last time you slapped your mother across the face and called her a whore? probably never. It's not your fault. Back then you were just a helpless young lad wearing your sister's dress for her amusement. And, nowadays, the bitch is rotting away in a retirement home. Where's the justice? It's time to make these lazy, slutty bitches pay. So, sit back and watch as grip & Cram johnson punish pretty young moms like the one that ruined your life! You Won't get closure, but you will cum!!!
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TOY - Lolli Poppers Anal Toy
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Waterproof, Multi-Speed, Anal Plugs with Pull Ring! Non Toxic and hygienically safe TPR vibrating anal Toy, with nulti speed controller w/ring for easy finger grip!!!
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TOY - The Hard Hammer
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If you like soft kisses and a gentle touchà this one is not for you...
Doc JohnsonÆs most recent release, The Hard Rammer is long and large for the real man in charge. This easy grip handled toy will have your partner screaming with delight. The bulbous pink tip and massive veins add extra kink and pleasure. And itÆs made with Anti Bacterial Sil-A-Gel, so you can now play it safe while youÆre playing rough.
So whoÆs up to bat tonight? Slide straight into home base with The Hard Rammer.
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TOY - Pearl Pleasure Comfort Grip Stroker
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New Comfort Grip masturbators have been designed with convenient finger holes for maximum control. No more slipping just as you get to the best part of the sex! And if the finger holes is not enough you will also note the great grip bumps on the ouside, these make sure your grip never falters.
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TOY - Cyberskin Comfort Grip Stroker
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Get a grip with this fantastic masturbator. Featuring ergonomically designed finger holes for your thumb & forefinger and a textured non-slip grip, this sleeve may be harder to put down than you think. Made out of sensual, realistic CyberSkinR, this pussy gets as close to the real thing as is possible. Inside you will find grooves for heightened, lifelike pleasure.
And you will also experience amazing sucking actions. How's that for realistic? CyberSkinR is PVC, phthalate, and latex free and non-toxic. And it is one of the softest and incredibly realistic to the touch. So let this sleeve touch you in a naughty way.
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TOY - Sunset Thomas Vibrating Realistic Pussy
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Sunset Thomas Vibrating Realistic Vagina - The most realistic vibrating vagina ever created! Your world will never be the same! Sey Porn Star Sunset Tomas , star of the Award Winning film "SEX" has been perfectly captured by Doc Johnson's mold masters. Doc Johnson's exclusive techniques offer the most reealistic VIBRATING Vagina ever created! THis sexy stunning blonde has given so much viewing pleasure on the X-rated screen that it was decided that a more intimate portion of her be shared. So we proudly present this perfect replica for your pleasure!
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DVD - A Cum Sucking Whore Named Sabrina
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A 2 Hour Collection of Sex Scenes Starring Sabrina Johnson...Anabolic brings you a collection of scenes starring a Brit, who's main source of food just may be the salty semen that shoots from the work that her pimp/husband finds her! We believe her primary source of income is to suck, fuck or do whatever else he might tell her to, to whom ever he tells her to! Thus, A Cum Sucking Whore Named Sabrina Johnson! Enjoy
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TOY - Velveteen Vibrator- Turquoise
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Never has the clitoris been so well served.
Doc Johnson presents a true innovation in vibration. Slim in size, large in sensations, soft to the touch and what a vibration....
The velvet touch surface and unique shaped head have just the right angle and feel youÆve been looking for. ItÆs multi-speed for clitoral orgasm control and waterproof for those long sensual baths.
The Velvet Touch Velveteen Vibe from Doc Johnson û because you can never be too slim or too soft...
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TOY - Velveteen Vibrator - Coral
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Never has the clitoris been so well served.
Doc Johnson presents a true innovation in vibration. Slim in size, large in sensations, soft to the touch and what a vibration....
The velvet touch surface and unique shaped head have just the right angle and feel youÆve been looking for. ItÆs multi-speed for clitoral orgasm control and waterproof for those long sensual baths.
The Velvet Touch Velveteen Vibe from Doc Johnson û because you can never be too slim or too soft...
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TOY - Velveteen Vibrator - Pink
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Never has the clitoris been so well served.
Doc Johnson presents a true innovation in vibration. Slim in size, large in sensations, soft to the touch and what a vibration....
The velvet touch surface and unique shaped head have just the right angle and feel youÆve been looking for. ItÆs multi-speed for clitoral orgasm control and waterproof for those long sensual baths.
The Velvet Touch Velveteen Vibe from Doc Johnson û because you can never be too slim or too soft...
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TOY - Velveteen Vibrator - Lavender
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Never has the clitoris been so well served.
Doc Johnson presents a true innovation in vibration. Slim in size, large in sensations, soft to the touch and what a vibration....
The velvet touch surface and unique shaped head have just the right angle and feel youÆve been looking for. ItÆs multi-speed for clitoral orgasm control and waterproof for those long sensual baths.
The Velvet Touch Velveteen Vibe from Doc Johnson û because you can never be too slim or too soft...
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TOY - Petite Flowers-Summer Rose-Pink
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Doc Johnson presents Flowers, a technological wonder cover in terrifically sensual floral shapes. Available in daisies, hibiscuses and roses, and in six vibrant colors, they feature multi-speed dial controllers, a fully waterproof casing, and each is cast in soft, non-toxic TPE. Flowers, only from Doc Johnson. The perfect size, the perfect shape, the perfect shimmer. Grab a bunch.
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TOY - Petite Flowers-Summer Rose-Blue
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Doc Johnson presents Flowers, a technological wonder cover in terrifically sensual floral shapes. Available in daisies, hibiscuses and roses, and in six vibrant colors, they feature multi-speed dial controllers, a fully waterproof casing, and each is cast in soft, non-toxic TPE. Flowers, only from Doc Johnson. The perfect size, the perfect shape, the perfect shimmer. Grab a bunch.
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TOY - Petite Flowers-Daisy G Spot-Grape
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Doc Johnson presents Flowers, a technological wonder cover in terrifically sensual floral shapes. Available in daisies, hibiscuses and roses, and in six vibrant colors, they feature multi-speed dial controllers, a fully waterproof casing, and each is cast in soft, non-toxic TPE. Flowers, only from Doc Johnson. The perfect size, the perfect shape, the perfect shimmer. Grab a bunch.
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